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Q: What's the difference between a children's author and a large pizza?

 

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

 


 

Old children's authors never die - they simply drag their tales.

 

 


 

Q: What did the children's author pluck from a vine?

 

A: A new berry.

 


 

Q: What's the difference between a celebrity's children's book and a bucket of poop?

 

A: The bucket.

 


 

Children's Writer: "My manuscripts are like boomerangs. I sent them out and they keep coming back!"

 


 

Q: How many children's authors does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: "But it's perfect the way it is! Why do I have to change it?"

 


 

Q: Were children's writers ever kids?

 

A: Once upon a time.

 


 

Q: What do you call a neighborhood of children's authors?

 

A: Writers block.

 


 

Q: Why did the children's author write his book on a cliff?

 

A: Because his editor asked for "edgy" material.

 


 

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